It doesn't matter how you celebrate 4/20 - a momentous day of celebration for that dank skank Mary Jane - whether it be in a hazy, lazy, holidaze, or even for you non-tokers, everyone can get a secondhand high off the SA Current's official baked-ass, dope af 420 playlist.
Even though it's a buzz kill to work today (you can't take bong-rips at your desk, duh), there's still ways to toke it up in the cubicle. You can pack a few edibles in your lunchbox to share with the coworkers and (maybe) your boss to finally get that "raise."
And for all you kids... "Stay in school," "hugs not drugs," "do a good deed and kill the weed," "Don’t Huff, Don’t Puff. Keep away from that stuff," "Twinkle Twinkle little star, if you are a drug user you won’t go far," etc.