Chippendales

Credited with helping “legitimize stripping as a form of popular entertainment,” the dancing beefcakes of Chippendales were initially devised to reinvigorate a failing Los Angeles nightclub back in 1979. Now a full-fledged institution clad in little more than signature bowties and detached shirt cuffs, the unapologetically cheesy operation delivers an abundance of bachelorette and girls’ night packages (pun intended) and boasts a popular Las Vegas residency starring “the most doable men in show business” and a touring troupe that sows its wild oats all over the globe. An early stop on this year’s “Best. Night. Ever.” tour, San Antonio welcomes the scantily clad studs for an evening billed as a “whirlwind of sexy goodness” that’s “perfect for when you want to party locally or plan an exotic rendezvous for you and your troupe of besties.”