|(left) Helotes mulch fire, who’s yer daddy? (right) It’s not censorship. It’s selective rationalization based on community standards and belly buttons.|
|(left) This T-shirt must be accompanied by an 18-by-24-inch poster. Please be prepared to present ID. (right) Trans-Texas Corridor: They build it; you pay for it. Again. And again. And again.|
| (left) Faith. (right) Look for a late-February faux-alt, courtesy of the folks who brought you Bonilla, the Lame Endorsement and Bonilla, the Lame Endorsement 2. |
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