Wassup hombre? 

A new PBS special delves into the way our language divides, unites, and defines us

" ... People generally subtract about 50 points from your IQ the minute they hear the accent," observes political commentator Molly Ivins in the companion book to the new PBS special Do You Speak American? "And I found it took me aback to find that people simply assumed that I was both a racist and an ignoramus just because of the way I talk." That automatic linguistic demerit is not as common now as it was when Ivins first went to school out East (although George W. Bush has not helped perceptions any). The creators of the program, former PBS news anchor Robert MacNeil and documentary producer William Cran, report that a 1996 national survey found that 76 percent of Americans between the ages of 18 and 24 invite either "you all" or "y'all" to come on down, thereby circumventing any gender backlash over the Midwestern equivalent, "you guys." Ivins claims she is not pleased as punch by this so-called "Texification" of America.: "Texas law and custom is kind of like Hungarian wine, it does not travel well."

Do you speak American?
8pm Wed, Jan 5
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It does travel and mutate uncontrollably, along with the rest of the Americanized English language, and one of MacNeil and Cran's goals is to refute the common theory that mass media is homogenizing our speech. Regionalism survives, they've found, even as the language as a whole evolves. That's plenty apparent in San Antonio and South Texas where Spanglish (sometimes called Texican) is not the title of a new Adam Sandler vehicle. Words such as gente (people) and caro (rich, but also a car, natch) slip across the unarmed linguistic border, making it likely that the English-only debate will die of irrelevance before an accord can be reached. Does this rankle the traditionalists? You bet, and it always has. 'Twere only yesterday, we're reminded, that Prince Charles was fulminating against the American tendency to turn nouns into verbs (so much so, Do You Speak, notes, that fully 41 percent of our action words may have begun as persons, places, or things), but he was treading a path well-worn on both sides of the Atlantic.

As the authors note in the book's introduction, "the backlash of emotional resistance to social change is often expressed in hostility to changing language," and the program promises to look at the social and political implications of dialect as well: Why, it asks, do white and black Americans sound less alike now than they did two generations ago?

Do You Speak American? is a sequel to MacNeil and Cran's The Story of English, a BBC/PBS series produced in the mid '80s, which explored the history of the English language and attempted to answer why it is such a malleable, difficult, and appealing tongue. The new special picks up the story of English as it is poised on the brink of being subsumed by its offspring, American, a mongrel language that exceeds even the reach of its host country's armies. But if Ivins' fears are founded, and the whole country is "getting to be more like Texas," Americans will awake one day to find that they are speaking a variation of Texican.

By Elaine Wolff


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