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Sunday, June 8, 2014

Craigslist Hookup: Free Spurs Ticket for a Lucky Lady

Posted By on Sun, Jun 8, 2014 at 9:38 AM

For tonight's game, a Corpus Christi guy from is offering a free ticket to a female Spurs fan who will be his arm candy for the evening. She has to be "HOT, FUN, SEXY" because these tickets cost him a cool $3000, and 20 rows from the Spurs bench, he wants to look good. He posted the offer in Austin's Craigslist yesterday with a few stipulations like no "boyfriend/husband drama because your going out with a random guy." Interested contestants should send him an email pitch with a recent photo; he'll be selecting the winning trophy this morning.

Does it sound a bit sketch? Yes, more like a free offer to a shallow grave. But maybe there's a die-hard fan out there who can go Beatrix Kiddo on him if she needs.

Here's the full listing:

 

 

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Ok so here is the deal, I am a 30 yr old male from corpus christi. I have an extra ticket for the spurs game tomorrow on 6/8/14. I want a FEMALE spurs fan to join me. The ticket is FREE. I repeat, it is FREE. They are in the lower level, about 20 rows from the Spurs bench. I will provide transportation, food, and all the drinks you want. However, there are some requirements. First, I don't want any boyfriend/husband drama because your going out with a random guy. I prefer not married. It just makes this less complicated. Also, please understand and accept that your going as my arm candy :) I am a decent looking guy, but I want someone who is going to make me look GOOD up there. Shallow? Maybe. But the tickets cost me almost $3000 so I'm entitled to be a little picky :) I know there HAS to be a HOT, FUN, SEXY female out there who wouldn't mind being spoiled for a day. And last, but not least, please be over the age of 18, preferably over 21..... so you can drink...... legally lol. If your interested, please send a recent picture of you, along with a description of yourself and why I should take you. I will be choosing someone by tomorrow morning. Thank you for the look, and have a great day!

http://austin.craigslist.org/tix/4508656701.html

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