Monday, October 12, 2015

How Not to Sneak a Bump of Cocaine at an Astros Game

Posted By on Mon, Oct 12, 2015 at 11:54 AM

If you insist on snorting coke at an Astros game, at least try and be chill about it. - THEBEASTUFC/INSTAGRAM
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  • If you insist on snorting coke at an Astros game, at least try and be chill about it.

If you're going to sneak a key bump of cocaine in the stands of a Houston Astros game, at least try to not be so obvious about it. 

UFC fighter Derrick “The Beast” Lewis shot this video of a fan's not-so-subtle attempt to snort what is presumably coke during the Houston Astros playoff win against the Kansas City Royals last night. The clip, which ends with Lewis shaking his head like the rest of us, quickly went viral online. 

Did no one teach this poor young woman to sneak into a bathroom stall? That's coke 101. What are they teaching the kids these days? Then again, stadium bathroom lines are often interminably long. Maybe she thought the wait for the bathroom outweighed the risk of getting caught for not even trying to hide her illicit drug use. 

If you insist on snorting coke during a Major League Baseball game, let this short video be your guide on what not to do. 

Damn shame.lady doing Coke at the Astros game

A video posted by @thebeastufc on


In other news, people apparently still do cocaine. 

[h/t Uproxx]


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