Friday, December 22, 2017

Who Steals a Toilet? Ex-Dallas Mavs' Player Charlie Villanueva Wants to Know

Posted By on Fri, Dec 22, 2017 at 10:49 AM

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The question may seem odd, but it's one being asked by Charlie Villanueva, who previously played for the Mavericks and still owns a home in Dallas, after he came home to find that he had been robbed.
While most burglars take electronics and appliances, this burglar did just that – oh, and took one of Villanueva's toilets as well.
First of all ... how?! They're heavy, awkward to hold, and can make a mess. This was not an easy feat, so stealing this toilet probably took some dedication.
"1 toilet @DallasPD still not at my house"

So petty, but necessary. Dallas Police Department obviously wasn't taking Villanueva seriously.
Now we're curious, what did the toilet look like? Was it pure gold? Did it play a song while it flushed? Who knows!

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