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Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Comedian Who Said "Suck My D–k San Antonio" Still Hating, Wants to Write a Diss Track

Posted By Sarah Martinez on Wed, Jun 6, 2018 at 2:00 PM

Twitter / Ronald Funches

We know that haters gonna hate, but we're surprised that Ronald Funches is still running his mouth.

If that name doesn't ring a bell, you're not alone. But you may know Funches as the comedian who recently performed a full weekend of shows at the LOL Comedy Club and got mad that nobody thought he was funny.

Who knew San Antonio wouldn’t be a strong market for me 🤷‍♀️
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) May 18, 2018

I wouldn’t say anyone is doing the OL
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) May 19, 2018

After his time in the Alamo City, Funches took to Twitter to voice his opinions on the 2-1-0. And, well, it wasn't pretty.

Smoked 3 joints been bothered by non cops 6 times. Suck my dick San Antonio.
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) May 18, 2018

His fans and fellow comedians joined in on the hating too, which got the attention of locals who, of course, defended San Antonio and brought up the thought that maybe Funches wasn't as funny as he thinks he is.

They nvr considered maybe they ain't as funny? Haha. Wow.
— Hermes Jimenez (@TheRealHermz) May 24, 2018

What are you apologizing for? He just hated on OUR city! GTFOH
— Ice (@210_Ice) May 23, 2018

Have U thought maybe u r NOT that FUNNY & San Antonio wasn’t going to Pity Laugh for you like every other fake Hollywood audience does?? Was a fan till you hated on the whole city instead of a few people who didn’t find you funny!! 💁🏼‍♂️😂🖕🏻 #BitterBetty #FuckOuttaTexasthen
— Mitch Silva (@beautykillr7) May 29, 2018

Keep in mind that this was about two weeks ago, yet Funches is keeping this feud going – most likely due to the Twitter fighting with San Antonio's defenders.

In an age of comedians getting in sex and abuse scandals I’m actually pretty proud that my first hate blog is about me not enjoying San Antonio 😂😂 https://t.co/ukmtG1OsJ5
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) May 24, 2018

Just got interviewed by TMZ about San Antonio. 😂 if I’m gonna get blackballed from a town at least I picked the right one.
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) May 29, 2018

Yo, San Antonio all I said was I didn’t enjoy your dry ass overly judgmental fake religious ass town and I’m allowed to do that. Don’t come on my page being stupid tossing around the R word cause I will fight you in the street cuz I am rich and jobless. ✌🏾 be easy. pic.twitter.com/RdIFy1nL2j
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 3, 2018

You prob just don’t know cuz you don’t travel. But it’s just not a fun area that’s why Kawhi is leaving
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 3, 2018

I’m a human, of course I get offended and have feelings. This is the dumbest line of thought that is consistently thrown out but dummies. Feelings are cool lil bitch https://t.co/OqUl6hEvAI
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 3, 2018

Let's all just call it a day, y'all. Quit the Twitter fighting and grab a marg or two to cool down.

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