Tuesday, September 24, 2013

50 Shades of Wine is a Thing Now

Posted By on Tue, Sep 24, 2013 at 2:21 PM

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Two sexy options to choose from. (Courtesy)

Housewife-turned-author, E L James of "50 Shades of Grey" fame has released a pair of wines available for purchase through www.fiftyshadeswine.com, Red Satin and White Silk. I wonder if Christian would keep these in his cellar?

Fans of bondage and poorly written erotica can order the California wines online and taste the White Silk's "floral aromatics of lychee, honey and pear...tempered by flavors of crisp grapefruit, mineral and lush pair with a faint hint of butterscotch." If white wine isn't your thing, but you need something to help erase the mentions of an "Inner Goddess" throughout the trilogy, try Red Satin, a "decadent blend...of black cherry, cocoa powder, creamy caramel and vanilla, leather (BECAUSE DUH) and clove spice."

Oh, and it ships to Texas, so there's that.

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