Here's How Kawhi Leonard Should Spend His Potential $20 Million A Year

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6. Apology cards in bulk from sloan/hall for the players ankles he breaks and elite players he shuts down.

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7. Hire a full-time sassy emotion interpreter or ‘hype man’ to express how he really feels while keeping his ‘ice cold’ demeanor.

8. Noise canceling Beats headphones to constantly block all the haters out.

9. Commission a giant Tim Duncan statue standing guard over the River Walk a-la Braavos in Game of Thrones

click to enlarge Our city needs this. - MICHAEL STANUSH
Michael Stanush
Our city needs this.

10. Start his own local bar chain called Ice Cold, because that's the only way he knows how to dish things out.

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