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Here's How Kawhi Leonard Should Spend His Potential $20 Million A Year

By Zachary Yurcheshen on Wed, Apr 29, 2015 at 4:38 pm

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6. Apology cards in bulk from sloan/hall for the players ankles he breaks and elite players he shuts down.

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7. Hire a full-time sassy emotion interpreter or ‘hype man’ to express how he really feels while keeping his ‘ice cold’ demeanor.

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8. Noise canceling Beats headphones to constantly block all the haters out.

9. Commission a giant Tim Duncan statue standing guard over the River Walk a-la Braavos in Game of Thrones.

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Michael Stanush

Our city needs this.

10. Start his own local bar chain called Ice Cold, because that's the only way he knows how to dish things out.

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