Your eyes aren't lying. This toaster leaves the Spurs logo on your toast. Consider this part of a Breakfast of Champions.
Available for each of the NBA's 30 teams, this is one of those purchases one would say you bought "just because of the packaging." Maybe this is only hearsay, but I heard the Miami Heat version tastes extra bitter.
The Spurs Memo Pad Holder was picked solely because of its product staging. First, look at the old-school Nokia telephone in the background. Notice the fake leaf making a random appearance. Finally, read the written message, "Meet Ralph and Mike at the pond tomorrow - 5:30 am sharp!"
According to the product description, Fan Ink affords fans the opportunity to display their team spirit without the lifetime commitment. However, they fail to mention your reputation could be compromised in wearing one.
Image Credit: Product photos from NBA.com.