Sean Elliott Drew a Big Ol' Dick on National Television

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Why, hey there, Sean Elliott! Is that a telestrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? 

Basketball commentator and former Spur Sean Elliott inadvertently drew what many saw as a penis on the audience's television screens during the Spurs 114-94 win against the Charlotte Hornets. Don't believe us? Check it out yourself.

Why, yes, Perfect Internet Gif For the Situation, that is a penis — head, shaft, balls, and everything. It even has a thick white stream of ... um ... something spewing from the tip. Thank you, Sean Elliott. We all needed that. 

[h/t Deadspin]
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