
While that may not be true, Big Bob's Burgers is bringing you the chance to pretend with its Bob's Burgers Party.
The local burger joint is inviting fans and foodies to come dressed up as a their favorite character from the show. Whether your "uhhh" is on point to take on the dramatic role of Tina, you have a hamburger costume like Gene, you're cute but evil like Louise, your wino ass is ready to play Linda, or your beer belly has you set to be Bob himself, you'll want to bring your cosplay A-game to this party, which is co-sponsored by the Countdown City Comic Con. First prize from the costume contest will earn your cold hard cash.
The family-friendly event will feature trivia games and $1 Lone Star draft. Just not for the little Tinas, Genes and Louises in your fam. Duh.
Free, Thursday, Nov. 2, 7-10pm, 447 W. Hildebrand Ave., (210) 734-2627.