6 Borderline Erotic Stormy San Antonio Radar Maps

Look outside, San Antonio! Storm's a-brewin'.

It's been so long since it's rained, and so damn hot outside that this steamy, stormy activity gets us all, well, you know.

Here are six screenshots of radar from around 5 p.m. that we just can't stop looking at:

  Awwww yeahhhhhh.

  There's nothing cold about this front, if you know what I'm saying. 

Is that a lightning rod? Or are you just happy to see me? Really though, remain inside during lightning storms.

Tonight's forecast: 100 percent chance of love.


A little saturation never hurt anybody. Except San Antonians, because the water table is exceptionally high and moist.

 Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Enjoy the rain, folks.