most of Europe goes
to the Euro leaving Brits
to finger their pounds
Arafat, Sharon
know: in the wild wild West Bank
it's always high noon
Israel, slouching
toward Bethlehem, scratches
apocalypse itch
China doesn't want
its own to ogle Google
giving it the gong
business rival
poisons patrons in China
bull in a snack shop
Bush is traveling
the USA hawking his
enronergy plan
new Bush antidrug
plan ignores most powerful
drug of all: money
INS grants dead
terrorists the right to fly
in the afterlife
Tom Ridge's color-
coded warning system was
designed by Barney!
cloned kitty Rainbow
means we can have Rin Tin Tin
all over again
Bush signs campaign bill
out of the spotlight to keep
from raising McCain
Faith-based bill passes
the House severing the tie
between chate & sturch
everyone is
focused on Saddam because
Osama bin lost
Bush keeps his distance
from the press corps; no one can
even read his lips
calling card left by
East Coast sniper shows him to
be a Tarot-ist
Bush's terror bill
will create the Mother of
all Bureaucracies
energy task force
is comprised of GOPs
and their IOUs
