While Saddam Hussein remains at-large through the clever use of sunglasses and a Texas Rangers baseball cap, the U.S. government has issued several photos of the deposed despot wearing different hair colors and styles - hoping to lead American intelligence straight to the dictator's beauty salon.

However, the Current has obtained classified military pictures showing possible Hussein makeovers that could make it even more difficult for the Black Ops to spot the incognito dictator among his fellow countrymen. Code name: Operation Queer Eye for the Iraqi Guy.

You too, can dress Saddam in an outfit that's sure to baffle the Bush administration. As Snoop Dogg? Tex Ritter? An understudy from Ring of the Nibelung? Skeletal remains?


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