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Thursday, February 12, 2015

10 Songs to Put on Your Lonely Hearts Playlist

Posted By on Thu, Feb 12, 2015 at 8:59 AM

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This mix is the perfect soundtrack to stuffing your face with chocolates that you bought for yourself and washing it down with strawberry truffle flavored vodka.

The Smiths, "Never Had No One Ever"
Morrissey's ballads are actually pick-me-ups knowing that somebody's love life is shittier than yours.
 
Beck, "Lost Cause"
I'm sure this was Beck's sentiments for Kanye after the 2015 Grammys. 



Daniel Johnston, "True Love Will Find You in the End"

Let's just hope you're not 99 by the time love finds you, but hey, better late than never.

Michael Jackson, "She's Out of My Life"

Well, you should've bought her the two pound Godiva chocolate box instead of the Hill Country Fair brand.

Sinead O'Connor, "Nothing Compares 2 U"
Drop the zero and get with somebody who will let you eat dinner at a "fancy restaurant."

Joy Division, "Love Will Tear Us Apart"

Way. Too. Deep.

Janis Joplin, "Piece of My Heart"
This would be the perfect Valentine's day song if your man is Jefferey Dahmer.

George Michael, "Careless Whisper"
Maybe sending a dick pic on Snapchat was a bad idea 

The Cure, "Pictures of You"

Obsessively stalking Tender profiles won't get you laid. 

Hole, "Doll Parts"
Sex dolls are all the rage, but in the end they're just plastic and lube.


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