July 27, 2015 Slideshows » Arts

10 Reasons Why We Are So Over Summer In San Antonio 

Share on Facebook
Tweet
Submit to Reddit
Email
hot car 072109 240pm
OF 10
PREV NEXT

We're Willing To Swim In Toilets

Fact: People pee in pools, but it's so damn hot that we don't care.

Your Car Can Cook You

Your car is less an automobile and more like a vehicular oven. Those leather seats sounded like a good idea in January, but in July, they will be your end. For the love of god, don't leave your pets or children inside your car unattended for any reason whatsoever.

You Can't Take Your Pet Anywhere There Isn't Water

You think summer is hard on you. It's harder on your dog.

Ice Cream Melts, And It's Too Far Anyway

Especially in this Blue Bell drought, all the good ice cream is someplace you're not, and you have to travel through the oppressive heat to get to it. And once you have your hands on some refreshing ice cream or raspas or what have you, it instantly melts into a hot sticky mess.

Sex Is Even Stickier

You shouldn't have to peel yourself off your partner.

Embarrassing Sweat

Boob sweat, moob sweat, and don't even get us started on the whole duck butter/swamp crotch situation.

So. Much. Laundry.

Because society insists we wear clothes when we leave the house, we are constantly playing catch-up with our sweaty, smelly laundry.

Multiple Daily Showers Are A Necessity

Your water bill is insane.

Hiking, Biking, Camping And Other Invigoratin Outdoor Activities Are A No-Go

There's only an hour or so window at the beginning and end of the day to enjoy the outdoors.

There's No Escape

Even when the sun is not in the sky it's still over 90 degrees.

Skip ad in
More slideshows
San Antonio Current Staff80 images
1/10

We're Willing To Swim In Toilets

Fact: People pee in pools, but it's so damn hot that we don't care.

Newsletters

Never miss a beat

Sign Up Now

Subscribe now to get the latest news delivered right to your inbox.

Calendar