Everyone's favorite Tea Party blowhard Ted Cruz announced his candidacy for president yesterday, and the internet reacted with pure mockery. In response to the news, people are having a field day #TedCruzCampaignSlogans hashtag on Twitter.
Cruz wouldn't be such an easy target if he wasn't a self-loathing Latino, a government-hating conservative, a climate science denier, or a hypocritical evangelical.
Here are some of our favorite suggested campaign slogans that we found on the social media site.
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans Sure I'm Stupid But I Ain't Black Now Am I— Cletis Stump (@CletisStump) March 24, 2015
I've renounced my Cuban heritage, my Canadian citizenship and my sanity. Ted Cruz is a man of flexible values! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015
I only masturbate to two things: the Bible and the Constitution! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans— M (@mrummenie) March 24, 2015
Democrats are still pissed about a two week government shutdown? It's like their mosque was closed. 😂😂😂 #TedCruzCampaignSlogans— AdolfJoeBiden™ (@Bidenshairplugs) March 23, 2015
Imagine there's no health care. It's easy if you try. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans— Brian Dixon (@BDixonPop) March 24, 2015
Immigration: Worked For me, But That's Where It Needs To End #TedCruzCampaignSlogans— Sarah Wood (@SarahWoodwriter) March 23, 2015
@BillPeriman lol. Isn't he canadian though? Can he run for US president?— Paddy Popodopolis (@LordGamblore) March 24, 2015
According to The Des Moines Register Ted Cruz indicated that he may be signing his family up for Obamacare after his wife Heidi Cruz left her job at Goldman Sachs to join him for his campaign trail. Yes, that Obamacare, the landmark legislation that lead to a government shutdown, because he though defunding it was more important than having a functioning, operating government.
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans I will repeal Obamacare but only after my wife uses it and I become President.— Scott Yeager (@ScottYeager2) March 24, 2015