July 18, 2019

15 Ways Mexican Parents Discipline Their Kids

Mexican parents are like no other. From the power of la chancla to the unspoken authority of tu papá, we've known up to know better than to mess with our old-school Mexican moms and dads. And why is that? Because they've most likely used these scare tactics to get us to act right.
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Telling them el cucuy is going to take them away
Is there anything scarier than el cucuy? Think of him as the boogeyman with Latin flair. Looks aside, the cucuy is known to haunt little ones and make them behave whether they like it or not. Otherwise, the monster might just come up and snatch you.
Photo via Twitter / JennyHSolis
Telling them el cucuy is going to take them away
Is there anything scarier than el cucuy? Think of him as the boogeyman with Latin flair. Looks aside, the cucuy is known to haunt little ones and make them behave whether they like it or not. Otherwise, the monster might just come up and snatch you.
Photo via Twitter / JennyHSolis
“Le voy llamar a la policía”
If you are filled with instant panic whenever you see a police officer or a police car, it’s likely because your parents said they’ll call the cops to come take you away and put you in jail if you misbehaved. Some gaucho parents probably went so far as to have a police officer go along with pretending to arrest you if you were especially necio.
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“Le voy llamar a la policía”
If you are filled with instant panic whenever you see a police officer or a police car, it’s likely because your parents said they’ll call the cops to come take you away and put you in jail if you misbehaved. Some gaucho parents probably went so far as to have a police officer go along with pretending to arrest you if you were especially necio.
Photo via Shutterstock
Threatening them with la chancla
Is there anything in the world that scares Mexican children more than la chancla? The power of the seemingly harmless footwear is not to be messed with, causing kids to behave or risk experiencing the quick strike of la chancla. Even just the lift of the shoe can encourage kids to be on their best behavior. With la chancla, it’s really all the parenting you need to do (and scar your kid for life).
Photo via Twitter / BeiingColombian
Threatening them with la chancla
Is there anything in the world that scares Mexican children more than la chancla? The power of the seemingly harmless footwear is not to be messed with, causing kids to behave or risk experiencing the quick strike of la chancla. Even just the lift of the shoe can encourage kids to be on their best behavior. With la chancla, it’s really all the parenting you need to do (and scar your kid for life).
Photo via Twitter / BeiingColombian
“Le voy decir a tu papá”
While Mexican moms hold lots of power, especially thanks to la chancla, Mexican dads still hold a lot of authority in the household. If you ever misbehaved as a child, there’s a chance your mom got you to settle down by threatening to tell your dad – which inevitably meant you’d face the belt.
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“Le voy decir a tu papá”
While Mexican moms hold lots of power, especially thanks to la chancla, Mexican dads still hold a lot of authority in the household. If you ever misbehaved as a child, there’s a chance your mom got you to settle down by threatening to tell your dad – which inevitably meant you’d face the belt.
Photo via Twitter / erickmenWHO
“Te voy dar pao pao”
The power of the pao pao is real, y’all. No Mexican kid ever wants to get spanked. Even just the threat of a “pao pao” is reason enough for some kids to start crying.
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“Te voy dar pao pao”
The power of the pao pao is real, y’all. No Mexican kid ever wants to get spanked. Even just the threat of a “pao pao” is reason enough for some kids to start crying.
Photo via Flickr / Janelle
Just telling them the story of la llorona
Everyone knows the story of La Llorona. And all kids and ghost-fearing folks are terrified at the idea of the wailing spirit of drowning her kids and herself because she couldn’t be with the man she loved. Now her spirit just wanders around. Mexican moms don’t even have to threaten to drown their kids, the thought of the urban legend at Woman Hollering Creek is scary enough.
Photo via Instagram / makeupbyanaisv
Just telling them the story of la llorona
Everyone knows the story of La Llorona. And all kids and ghost-fearing folks are terrified at the idea of the wailing spirit of drowning her kids and herself because she couldn’t be with the man she loved. Now her spirit just wanders around. Mexican moms don’t even have to threaten to drown their kids, the thought of the urban legend at Woman Hollering Creek is scary enough.
Photo via Instagram / makeupbyanaisv
“¡Pasiguate!” / “Te calmas o te calmo”
Sometimes, all it took was a mamá snarling at you for you to get your shit together.
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“¡Pasiguate!” / “Te calmas o te calmo”
Sometimes, all it took was a mamá snarling at you for you to get your shit together.
Photo via Instagram / candyskloset
“Te voy dar un chingazo”
While threats of “pao pao” are taken pretty seriously, little kids especially don’t want their parents to give them a chingazo. Reserved for cases when children have royally fucked up, chingazos may be more rare, but they have a lasting impact on you as a kid.
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“Te voy dar un chingazo”
While threats of “pao pao” are taken pretty seriously, little kids especially don’t want their parents to give them a chingazo. Reserved for cases when children have royally fucked up, chingazos may be more rare, but they have a lasting impact on you as a kid.
Photo via Twitter / AmandaM8_
Driving past the Donkey Lady Bridge
A story best known by San Antonians, the Donkey Lady Bridge is enticing for ghoul-loving folks and moms who want their kids to act right. The screeching, disfigured  woman is supposedly heard at the South Side bridge. Though the legend goes that the Donkey Lady can only mess with you if you’re physically there, we’re sure that hasn’t stopped plenty of Mexican parents from telling their kids that she’ll come get them.
Photo via Instagram / por_aye_te_wacho
Driving past the Donkey Lady Bridge
A story best known by San Antonians, the Donkey Lady Bridge is enticing for ghoul-loving folks and moms who want their kids to act right. The screeching, disfigured woman is supposedly heard at the South Side bridge. Though the legend goes that the Donkey Lady can only mess with you if you’re physically there, we’re sure that hasn’t stopped plenty of Mexican parents from telling their kids that she’ll come get them.
Photo via Instagram / por_aye_te_wacho
Saying el diablo will take them away forever
Mexican parents often scare their kids into thinking that the devil is going to get them if they don’t behave. Aside from his supposed appearance at a local nightclub back in the ‘70s, Lord Stan himself is used to get kids to stay on the pure path and on the “good” side.
Photo via Instagram / studio_martinez
Saying el diablo will take them away forever
Mexican parents often scare their kids into thinking that the devil is going to get them if they don’t behave. Aside from his supposed appearance at a local nightclub back in the ‘70s, Lord Stan himself is used to get kids to stay on the pure path and on the “good” side.
Photo via Instagram / studio_martinez