$29.75, 7pm & 10pm, Charline McCombs Empire Theatre, 226 N. St. Marys St., (210) 226-5700, majesticempire.com
It has been over a year since Texas-born comedian Cristela Alonzos self-titled ABC sitcom Cristela
was cancelled after only one season, and since then Alonzo has released her first stand-up CD through Comedy Central, guest hosted on The View
and voiced an avian grandma in The Angry Birds
. See her live this weekend.