25 Personalities You'll Definitely See on Tinder in San Antonio

The pipeline dude
He’s never in town but he still wants to message endlessly so y’all can meet when he gets back.
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The ultimate Spurs fan
Most people in San Antonio are Spurs fans, but there’s always those dudes whose every picture is either at the AT&T Center or wearing a Spurs jersey/t-shirt from a tent on Military Drive.
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The one-word responder
More often than not, these ladies and gentlemen are too ugly to be that boring.
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The couple looking for a third
They always phrase it as just wanting to “hang out,” but they really want you to join in the bedroom (and sometimes, to be a third in every form of their relationship – it’s called a polyamorous relationship, look it up folks). Nine times out of 10 one of the partners is way out of the other’s league, and chances are you are too.
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The fisherman
He won’t just have a picture of him holding a giant-ass fish, but also of his view of the water. Maybe he thinks it’s a selling point?
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The tall dudes who’s only selling point is their height
If this all you put in your bio, we’re assuming you have no personality. And that’s totally fine for a lot of us.
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The world traveler
And you’ll know it because every photo is either them posing at the edge of a cliff, doing a water-related activity or in front of a famous landmark. Bonus points if they have all three.
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Your ex
You better swipe left, bitch.
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The recent transplant looking for a tour guide
Isn’t that what MeetUp is for? Take that shit somewhere else.
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The dog owner
Ask yourself if you would still swipe right even if they didn’t have a dog. Chances are it’s a no.
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The single parent
It’s no secret that San Antonio is full of single parents. While some folks will warn said parents not to bother swiping right, a large majority are fine with the population. But what’s not fine? Plastering your kid’s face all over your Tinder profile. Yes, even if your kids are your world.
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The gym rat
And they always have five consecutive photos in the same exact pose of them “flexing.”
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The gun fanatic
Look out for the typical look-at-me-I’m-at-a-gun-range picture, complete with the safety goggles and ear plugs.
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The CashApp queens
For every girl whose bio only has her CashApp name, there’s an ugly dude who has a bio that says he doesn’t want to give you money.
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The Snapchat/Instagram hounds
And they definitely have lots of selfies. It’s like they match just for the sake of getting more followers. Oh wait...
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The 420 plug
They never put a picture of themselves, just shots of the weed and cartridges. We can respect the hustle.
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The self-proclaimed bad bitch
If you don’t know what we’re talking about, just go to Brass Monkey pretty much any day of the week.
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The “I can’t show my face because my job is too important” guy
This isn’t Washington, D.C. We promise your job really isn’t that important.
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The nerdy gamer
They are way too specific about their interests/games, writing chunky paragraphs like anyone on Tinder actually cares. Hopefully they meet each other and it all works out.
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The sugar daddy/mama/baby
Sugar daddies and mommies never show their faces, and there’s a reason for that.
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