August 30, 2019

25 Personalities You'll Definitely See on Tinder in San Antonio

Dating in San Antonio is ... interesting. Just ask anyone who uses apps – like Tinder, Bumble and OkCupid – and we're sure they have plenty of stories. Whether you're a longtime swiper (left or right, that is) or are new to the online dating world, here are 25 types of people you'll see in your stack.
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The pipeline dude
He’s never in town but he still wants to message endlessly so y’all can meet when he gets back.
Photo via Instagram / murphypipelines
The pipeline dude
He’s never in town but he still wants to message endlessly so y’all can meet when he gets back.
Photo via Instagram / murphypipelines
The ultimate Spurs fan
Most people in San Antonio are Spurs fans, but there’s always those dudes whose every picture is either at the AT&T Center or wearing a Spurs jersey/t-shirt from a tent on Military Drive.
Photo via Instagram / spurs
The ultimate Spurs fan
Most people in San Antonio are Spurs fans, but there’s always those dudes whose every picture is either at the AT&T Center or wearing a Spurs jersey/t-shirt from a tent on Military Drive.
Photo via Instagram / spurs
The one-word responder
More often than not, these ladies and gentlemen are too ugly to be that boring.
Photo via Shutterstock
The one-word responder
More often than not, these ladies and gentlemen are too ugly to be that boring.
Photo via Shutterstock
The couple looking for a third
They always phrase it as just wanting to “hang out,” but they really want you to join in the bedroom (and sometimes, to be a third in every form of their relationship – it’s called a polyamorous relationship, look it up folks). Nine times out of 10 one of the partners is way out of the other’s league, and chances are you are too.
Photo via Instagram / thetriadfam
The couple looking for a third
They always phrase it as just wanting to “hang out,” but they really want you to join in the bedroom (and sometimes, to be a third in every form of their relationship – it’s called a polyamorous relationship, look it up folks). Nine times out of 10 one of the partners is way out of the other’s league, and chances are you are too.
Photo via Instagram / thetriadfam
The fisherman
He won’t just have a picture of him holding a giant-ass fish, but also of his view of the water. Maybe he thinks it’s a selling point?
Photo via Flickr / App Demo
The fisherman
He won’t just have a picture of him holding a giant-ass fish, but also of his view of the water. Maybe he thinks it’s a selling point?
Photo via Flickr / App Demo
The tall dudes who’s only selling point is their height
If this all you put in your bio, we’re assuming you have no personality. And that’s totally fine for a lot of us.
Photo via Instagram / hans_the_shitposter
The tall dudes who’s only selling point is their height
If this all you put in your bio, we’re assuming you have no personality. And that’s totally fine for a lot of us.
Photo via Instagram / hans_the_shitposter
The world traveler
And you’ll know it because every photo is either them posing at the edge of a cliff, doing a water-related activity or in front of a famous landmark. Bonus points if they have all three.
Photo via Instagram / ksu_696
The world traveler
And you’ll know it because every photo is either them posing at the edge of a cliff, doing a water-related activity or in front of a famous landmark. Bonus points if they have all three.
Photo via Instagram / ksu_696
Your ex
You better swipe left, bitch.
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Your ex
You better swipe left, bitch.
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The recent transplant looking for a tour guide
Isn’t that what MeetUp is for? Take that shit somewhere else.
Photo courtesy of In Your Eyes Photography
The recent transplant looking for a tour guide
Isn’t that what MeetUp is for? Take that shit somewhere else.
Photo courtesy of In Your Eyes Photography
The dog owner
Ask yourself if you would still swipe right even if they didn’t have a dog. Chances are it’s a no.
Photo via Instagram / mila___thehusky
The dog owner
Ask yourself if you would still swipe right even if they didn’t have a dog. Chances are it’s a no.
Photo via Instagram / mila___thehusky