Stand-up Comedian Sarah Tiana is Coming to Laugh Out Loud

If you caught the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis last week, you definitely heard some of comedian and Southern belle Sarah Tiana’s viciously funny jokes aimed at the Hollywood action star and the rest of the guests on the dais like former NBA star and Kim Jong Un’s official Netflix and Chill companion Dennis Rodman. Tiana wasn’t on stage herself, but she wrote many of the merciless takedowns delivered throughout the evening.

On Twitter, she shared a couple she wrote that ultimately got cut from the final broadcast, including one for surprise roaster and Willis’ ex-wife Demi Moore: “Bruce, I have an indecent proposal for you. I’ll give you $1 million to go fuck yourself.”

Along with her career as a comedy writer and stand-up comedian, Tiana co-hosts Riggle’s Picks, a weekly sports and pop-culture podcast with comedian Rob Riggle. Although her official bio says she is single (she prefers the phrase “sexually active”), her tweets hint that she is currently dating Chris Brockman, podcast producer for the NFL Network. It probably won’t work out, however, since Brockman is a big fan of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and Tiana isn’t interested in deflated balls.

$17, 8pm Thu Aug 9, 8pm & 10:15pm Fri Aug 10-Sat Aug 11, 8pm Sun Aug 12, Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club, 618 NW Loop 410, (210) 541-8805,

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