Nothing good ever comes out of predicting the winners at the Academy Awards, but I do it every year for the same reason diehard college basketball fans fill out their March Madness brackets: they’re gluttons for embarrassment, especially when said bracket busts. I don’t anticipate winning my Oscar pool tonight, but if you’re hard up for some last minute picks, you could probably do a lot worse than cheating off me.
The 84th Annual Academy Awards air tonight on ABC at 7:30 p.m.
Best Picture
The Artist
Best Director
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Best Actor
Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Best Actress
Viola Davis, The Help
Best Supporting Actor
Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Best Supporting Actress
Octavia Spencer, The Help
Best Original Screenplay
Midnight in Paris
Best Adapted Screenplay
The Descendants
Best Animated Feature
Rango
Best Art Direction
Hugo
Best Cinematography
The Tree of Life
Best Costume Design
The Artist
Best Documentary Feature
Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory
Best Editing
The Artist
Best Foreign Language Film
A Separation
Best Song
The Muppets
Best Score
The Artist
Best Make Up
The Iron Lady
Best Sound Editing
War Horse
Best Sound Mixing
Hugo
Best Visual Effects
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Best Animated Short
The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore
Best Live-Action Short
The Shore
Best Documentary Short
Saving Face