Nike Sucks: Next LeBron Shoe Already Declares Him a "Two-Time Champion"

Via Kix and the City and the Miami New Times, a leak of the sock-liner of the proposed — "proposed" being the operative word — new Nike LeBron X Low, which very clearly states that we should just call off tonight's game, as well as Game 7, because LeBron and the Heat have already won their second NBA championship.