Freddy Krueger's Take on the SA Spurs

Enjoy it while it lasts, LeBron. If you thought dealing with our big three was tough, wait 'till you meet the Spurs' new weapon: Mr. Freddy Fucking Krueger himself. Actor Robert Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street), in town for the screening of Sanitarium (a San Antonio-made film in which he co-stars) at the SA Film Festival last night at the Santikos Palladium, thanked our "classy team" for "reestablishing the reputation of the NBA."

Sweet dreams, Miami.