That's what comedian Tom Green and musician and magician Criss Angel did this week.
Green posted a video in the wee hours of Tuesday morning showing the exterior of the Alamo with Angel, who had never seen the historic structure. There's even a guy who appears to have a San Antonio Police Department patch on his sleeve, so presumably an officer, spitting out some information about the surrounding buildings.
"I'm so grateful that Tom Green, my amigo, took me to see the Alamo," Angel said in the video.View this post on Instagram
At #TheAlamo with @crissangel after his amazing show #Raw on tour with the hilarious and talented @officialhammer Nothing like visiting American historical sites at 2:00 am! Great to be in San Antonio I will be performing here all weekend. 5 shows Thursday through Sunday! Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club. Tickets at www.improvtx.com
The post was uploaded hours after Angel took the stage for his "Mindfreak: Unplugged" show at the Majestic Theatre Monday night.
It appears Green was in town a few days before his weekend of shows began at Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club, allowing the two stars to hang out. Angel shared a video of the pair goofing around.
After hanging out with Angel, Green also posted a video promoting his show. From a taqueria. With breakfast tacos, of course.
"I love Texas, I love tacos," Green said. "I love Texas and tacos."
He gets it.
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