EZ Election Day Memory Joggers
Mayor
R.G. Griffing: Muckraking Righty
Julie Iris Oldham: Mama Bexar
Patrick McCurdy: Jesus’s Baker
Michael Idrogo: Airbus! Airbus!
Phil Hardberger: Sitting Pretty Incumbent
Rhett R. Smith: Impeach Bush
Eiginio Rodriguez: Anti-PGA Watchdog
District 1
Kat Swift: Dreadlocked Green
Mary Alice Cisneros: Henry’s wife
R. Esmeralda Monreal de Mercado: Emphasis Monreal
District 2
Sheila McNeil: Anti-Redifuel Incumbent
Keith A. Toney: Fort Sam ISD Trustee
Ron Wright: J. William’s Underling
District 3
Roland Gutierrez: Unchallenged, suckers
District 4
Manuel Navarro Jr: Heidegger Fan
Philip Cortez: No Masters Degree
District 5
Gilbert Gallego: Beatrice’s Son
David Medina: Radle-Garza’s Zoolander
Raymond Zavala: Shipping Clerk
Don Wilkins Castillo: Wheelchair Veteran
Lourdes Galvan: P. Radle’s Underling
Ralph Gomez: D. Garcia’s Underling
District 6
Delicia Herrera: Pro-Microsoft Incumbent
Pete Galaviz: Pro-Methadone Engineer
District 7
Justin Rodriguez: SAISD Man
Elena K. Guajardo: Esperanza Woman
District 8
Gloria A. Sanchez: Retired Teacher
Diane Cibrian: Ex-SA Development Agency Chair
Bert Cecconi: Dentist, 2005 Run-off #2
Morris A. Stribling: Foot Doctor from Zoning
Mario Obledo Jr.: L. Van de Putte’s Underling
Jacob Dell: Valero Nerd
District 9
Kevin Wolff: Unchallenged, suckers
District 10
John Clamp: Realtor-Accountant for moral purity
Rey De Los Santos: Lawyer-Pilot for environmental purity
Election-day hours, Saturday, May 12: 7 a.m. – 7 p.m.
Declaration of results: Tuesday, May 22, 10 a.m.
To check whether you’re registered: 335-VOTE (Option #4, then #3)
To see a sample ballot (candidates, propositions, and bonds) and where to vote: Tinyurl.com/2ofwle
