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Mr. Martini

Monday, February 1

Bernie Martini

The name alone makes me want to leave the gun, take the cannoli, start calling everybody "Paulie," and mix mafia movie quotes 'til the Jersey cows come home. Free, 6pm, Perry's Steakhouse, 15900 La Cantera Pkwy Suite 22200, 210-877-9666