By San Antonio Current Staff on Wed, Apr 15, 2015 at 9:27 pm
Let's get this out of the way. There are a lot of pigs.
Like a lot.
There's even a pig basket purse. And guess where the basket lid is ...
... on the pig's butt! I asked the cashier why there were so many pigs. Were they the official Fiesta farm animal? She didn't know. She figured people just liked pigs, which makes sense, because pigs are pretty great.
At first I thought this was some sort of pan dulce hernia pillow Battle of Flowers parade attendees can buy for their chairs. But it's hard and plastic, like the fake food they put out in model homes, so now I don't even know what's real anymore.
Meanwhile, if I were more committed to accessorizing, I would totally buy these little conchitas coin purses.
Speaking of accessories, you can buy this tiny, burlap doll for the Blair Witch in your life.
The doll hair clip will go really nice with this super pink feather earrings.