If you’re too prideful to ask for money or rummage for free food, but too lazy to get a job, here are some tips for making quick cash while you’re in college.'
15. Donate plasma
14. Donate sperm
13. Participate in research studies
12. Sell stuff you don't use anymore
11. Become a tutor
10. Do people's work for them (sketch factor high on this one)
9. Charge friends to cook for them
8. Airbnb your place and crash in the closet
7. Walk dogs
6.Charge friends to clean their dorms/apartments
5. Online gambling
4. Be a moving billboard for businesses
3. Manage someone's social media (requires at least one dangerously narcissistic friend)
2. Move furniture for people
1. Sell pecans — this is San Antonio, after all
