Archaically named, yes. But the folks behind the Macho knew what they were doing when they named their infamous burger. Arteries of steel are needed to tackle the enormous beef and cheddar fusion. Whether man or woman, you need a healthy dose of can-eat machismo to stare down that much meat and cheese, and tell yourself, "I'm going to eat it all." Sissies and mama's boys need not apply. - Laura Fries