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Dispatch: Fun Fun Fun Fest Day One 

Fun Fun Fun? No, no, no Big Boys—more like Line Line Line Fest. At its worst, the que to get into the festival wrapped from Auditorium Shores across the Colorado and on to the other side. But eventually, we made it in for some headlining Fun.

Judas Priest

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Best background display: Interactive LCD image of a Beowulfian dragon



Best metal costume: Rob Halford's S&M Darth Vader bottoms from some unproduced theatrical adaptation of Star Wars

Best haircut: Drummer Scott Travis' Snape doo

Most exceptional use of a V-neck: Tie between Rob Halford's deep leather V and guitarist Richie Faulkner's axe

Distance you can see a dong through leather pants: Pretty far, about field goal range

2 Chainz
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Best hype track line: True!

Best song intro: "I Luv Dem Strippers." "Yea I love strippers. If there's one thing about Atlanta, it's that we have the best strip clubs in the world." 

Worst song:
"I Luv Dem Strippers"

Best line: "Crocodile the gator type / allergic to the hater type" from "Spend It"

Best album name (perhaps of all time): B.O.A.T.S. II: Me Time

Number of times 2 Chainz said his name: I lost count after 22

Number of Feds Watching: indeterminate

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