On Wednesday, Twitter user @Jordpord put out an APB on some fowl she spotted wandering the streets: "if u lost ur chickens around vance jackson, ur chickens r roaming around on vance jackson."
if u lost ur chickens around vance jackson, ur chickens r roaming around on vance jackson— fuck the police (@Jordpord) August 5, 2020
If this isn't the "most San Antonio tweet of 2020," then we don't know what is.
As far as we can tell, the Twitter chickens have not been claimed, so if your flock flew the coop yesterday, you may want to take a quick drive around the north side.
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