In what was likely the least sexy taste test the Currents has ever taken part of, we judged a handful of edible selections from around town (so you dont have to). Let our scoring system 1 heart is a hard pass, 5 means you should stock up guide you through your next trip to your neighborhood adult shop (we visited Adult Video Megaplex, 11827 San Pedro, and Shades of Love, 200 W. Bitters, Suite 150).
1. Kama Sutra Lovers Body Paint in Dark Chocolate Raspberry
Cost: $13.99
Aroma: Dark chocolate notes meet a wonky berry layer that persists
Taste:
straight into our palate. While the consistency was that of a well-tempered chocolate, the raspberry flavoring was too overpowering to enjoy. Stick with good ol Hersheys syrup.
Functionality: The added brush could help spice things up, but we wouldnt want to get this on our sheets.
Love Score: 2 hearts