That's the rational part of your brain talking. Your feelings may have another response to Food & Wine's recent roundup of the best breakfast in every state.
San Antonio actually lands the first mention. Nationally-recognized darling 2M Smokehouse is considered breakfast, the "beautiful brisket" eliciting a Food & Wine mention. La Panaderia was called forward-looking, with the conchas getting an exclamation.
The pitchfork-grabber is that the headline for Texas is "breakfast tacos in a parking lot," and the breakfast tacos are aligned with Austin, which is called the "capital of Texas breakfast."
This sort of thing keeps happening. Before writing off the Food & Wine roundup, do note that they include barbecue, tacos, kolaches, chilaquiles and a mention of whatever Chip and Joanna Gaines are feeding people up in Waco. Not a perfect spread by any means, but also not a bad range of the major Texan food groups.
If nothing else, channel your rage and use that energy for taco consumption. You know we got options.