Haiku News: We'd Rather She Didn't Remember the President's Member

click to enlarge Porn star Stormy Daniels' new book describes the president's penis in graphic detail. - GLENN FRANCIS
Glenn Francis
Porn star Stormy Daniels' new book describes the president's penis in graphic detail.
Please, Stormy, please no
We've already seen too much Trump
With his pants still on

Stormy Daniels's Detailed Description of Donald Trump's Penis Explains a Lot
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