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6. Female organs which give our class its name
8. Joan Crawford, to her adopted daughter
9. U.S. Supreme Court upheld the federal ban on this abortion procedure
13. Song in which Jim Morrison wants to fuck his mother
15. Also known as the afterbirth
18. Colloquially known as getting one’s tubes tied
19. Evil _____ Support Group: Cinderella, Snow White, Hansel and Gretel
21. Stop! Or his mom will shoot!
22. “Mama se, mama sa, mama _____”
24. Abbess, or the Trainspotting heroin dealer, Mother ______
26. “Mother/Tell your children not to walk my way” singer
30. Mary, who was lied to about her son Pat’s death in Iraq
33. The Mama who didn’t really choke on a ham sandwich
34. Tracy, who called her “mother, mother” just to ease her mind
35. What Gwyneth named her daughter
36. Mom, the Bell Biv Devoe variation
37. Angelina Jolie adopted her latest child from this nation
39. Chili Peppers’ fourth album, Mother’s _____

1. A reversible word, like “Mom”
2. Norman Bates’s crime
3. Kathleen Turner, as directed by John Waters
4. “And your mother, too,” to Alfonso Cuarón
5. The OB in OB/GYN
7. Pregnant lesbian daughter of Dick
8. Your dad’s one. Sam Jackson, too
10. Liza Minelli’s tragic mother
11. Nickname for Mother Jones’s Industrial Workers of the World
12. Eastern Orthodox Church believes the Holy Spirit knocked her up
14. Before she was (nearly) thrown from a train, Anne Ramsey played
     Mama ____ in Goonies
16. His mama told him to knock you out
17. Anna Nicole Smith was eventually buried next to her son here
20. Big Mama, who sang “You ain’t nothing but a hounddog”
23. Anglo-Saxon king who slayed Grendel, then Grendel’s mother
25. It took a village to raise this maiden’s daughter
27. Mother of Puss in Boots
28. Mother Theresa’s motherland
29. Mother of Dubya
31. Biblical mother, whose husband nearly sacrificed their son Isaac
32. Egg producer
38. Stifler’s mom in American Pie

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San Antonio, TX 78215

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