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Dear Editor:


I can’t help but feel

(grossed out, outraged, aroused, shocked, revolted, dismayed, violated, annoyed, pissed off, exasperated, insulted) 

by the Current’s story about

(Big Kahuna, a recent play/musical, Haley Scarnato as a golden calf,
art censorship, a death-row inmate, a teen beauty pageant).
 

Clearly your staff doesn’t know anything when it comes to

(grandmas, drugs, the Alamo, politics, theater, law, wedding singers, art, lethal injection, society, Tim Rice, inner beauty, sea-monkeys), 

and the writing was 

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blasphemous, lascivious, offensive, fourth-grade level, yellow, ugly, superfluous, nutty, caddish).

It seems to me that the writer is 

(lonely, ageist, Communist, insensitive, Republican, joyless, barefoot, mean, ignorant, homosexual, homophobic, racist, snotty, a narc, a novice, a witch, a clown)

and as such, I will no longer be reading your 

(publication, “newspaper,” ragazine).

 

Sincerely, 

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