San Antonio’s concert curator of all things heavy, groovy and ghoul-y, Loy Smoak of Faust’s Sell Your Soul Saturdays, consistently brings us some of the rippin’est, carvin’est shredders of head, pool, axe and ass. Saturday will be no exception. From out of the garage fog emerge Lawman, featuring ex-members of Austin’s defunct-but-not-forgotten ganja groovers Ditch Witch, and SA’s own full-throttle, Stallone-strong rockers Over The Top to gag you on the riffage. Here's the show in 69 words or more: motorcycles, guitars shaped like pizza, big boobs, the swirly amorphous blob of a black-lit lava lamp that trippingly turns into big boobs; Viking hand tattoos on dudes that don’t gel or comb their hair or beards, drugs, bongs shaped like guitars and boobs; mutton chops, the Grim Reaper in cut-off robe-shorts, drugs, beating up your boss, bongs filled with whiskey, not water; and drugs. Essentially, the kind of music that should topple the depressing Drake takeover of the soundtrack to the strip club: rock ‘n’ fuckin’ roll. Ready your metal spirit-fingers. With DJs Smoak and Thunder Ratt.