No, we can't afford to live here either. But it's hard to deny the sheer over-the-top entertainment value of virtually touring this house located an hour and a half north of San Antonio.
With its multiple tiers and octagonal roofs, it resembles a safari resort tucked into a faraway wilderness. Multiple balconies open up onto a pool with a slide and waterfall, kind of like a small-scale waterpark. Those same balconies also offer a 200-degree view of nearby Lake LBJ, and a short walk takes you to a covered boat dock.
With a $4.5 million price tag, it's hard to imagine how many people could actually afford a place like this. Buy, hey, sometimes it's enlightening to see how the 1% spends their — or should that be our? — cash.
This home is listed by Tammie Bennett with Kuper Sotheby's International Realty.
All photos and listing info via Realtor.com.