September 21, 2021

This crazy Texas home for sale has a purple boudoir, a stripper pole and stage for bands

Many folks undertake serious makeovers before putting a house on the market to make it appeal to a wider group of potential buyers. Others just say "fuck it" and expect browsers to be attuned to their unique taste or move along.

This home on the market for $450,000 in Dallas falls into the latter category.

The nondescript suburban exterior holds a wealth of ... ahem ... unconventional interior details ranging from a purple-and-black bedroom with shag carpet and a metallic ceiling finish to a wood paneled bar-slash-entertainment area with a stripper pole and a stage. The latter even boasts brackets for holding at least a dozen guitars. (We counted.)

"All features are exceptional for entertainment," the listing notes. Ya don't say!

The stripper pole and slinky boudoir mean this probably won't end up being a family's starter home. But we're guessing there are enough adventurous folks in DFW that this will end up being someone's wild ride of a dream home.

This home is listed by Cyndi Reep with Berkshire HathawayHS ACR.

All photos and listing info via Realtor.com
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This crazy Texas home for sale has a purple boudoir, a stripper pole and stage for bands
This crazy Texas home for sale has a purple boudoir, a stripper pole and stage for bands
This crazy Texas home for sale has a purple boudoir, a stripper pole and stage for bands
This crazy Texas home for sale has a purple boudoir, a stripper pole and stage for bands
This crazy Texas home for sale has a purple boudoir, a stripper pole and stage for bands
This crazy Texas home for sale has a purple boudoir, a stripper pole and stage for bands
This crazy Texas home for sale has a purple boudoir, a stripper pole and stage for bands
This crazy Texas home for sale has a purple boudoir, a stripper pole and stage for bands
This crazy Texas home for sale has a purple boudoir, a stripper pole and stage for bands
This crazy Texas home for sale has a purple boudoir, a stripper pole and stage for bands