Twitter user @frijolitabonita spotted the pair shopping at Trader Joe's in Stone Oak, sporting MAGA hats and Trump 2020 face masks.
"Thought I was having a fever dream but realized I'm just in Stone Oak," she tweeted.
Thought I was having a fever dream but realized I’m just in Stone Oak pic.twitter.com/5RmZWQ75f4
— Registered Necia (@frjolitabonita) August 5, 2020
While the man seemed satisfied with just his Trump fan gear, the woman took her outfit to the next level by adding polarized sunglasses and a head-mounted Go Pro, looking like she's ready for a low-rent clandestine op outfitted by Inspector Gadget.
People were quick to pile on with their takes on the pair's TJ's fashion statement.
Embarrassing as fuck https://t.co/xve349bfP0
— Angel ✨ (@angelthesimp) August 5, 2020
Northside racism is a certain type of ugly. Fuck a Traitor Joe’s. https://t.co/nEkZwOa0cn
— Hot Transsexual Bitch (@JazzCochina) August 5, 2020
This why i stay out that side lmao https://t.co/iLJgvHVN5H
— Sugga Brown Bby (@SuggaB01) August 5, 2020
According to @jacobspakes — who says the couple lives in his apartment complex — their Trump fandom extends to home decor.
I LIVE IN THESE BITCHES COMPLEX!!!! THEY HAVE SEVERAL TRUMP 2020 FLAGS HANGING FROM THEIR FUCKING BALCONY TOO!!!! https://t.co/FH9GFdvu26
— Jake (@jacobspakes) August 6, 2020
Honestly, though, if this is what it takes to get Trumpsters to wear face coverings, we'll take it, we guess.
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