Tony Parker: As possibly the most flashy player
off the court on the Spurs' low key roster, from his highly publicized relationship with Eva Longoria to his
Lamborghini collection (he has three), TP has always been our
enfant terrible – if we even have one
. As this is the case, I imagine Tony listening to nothing but
his own hip-hop album. Yes, he has his own French hip-hop album,
TP. Released in '07, Tony has since announced his retirement from music. Maybe it was being in the crossfire of a
bottle-throwing fight between Chris Brown and Drake that encouraged him to drop the mic for good, but, if Tony nabs another Larry O'Brien trophy he can make a hip-hop album for every neon-colored Lamborghini in the whole goddamn world for all I care. TP is looking like TP again!
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"I have to disagree, although Kid A is fantastic, I feel like Radiohead really hit their technical stride on In Rainbows.
Matt Bonner: The Red Mamba is well-known for being a huge indie rock fan as well as having a pretty
dope sense of humor, maybe that's why his minutes have dwindled in recent seasons. Content with being the consummate team player, devoid of ego and satisfied with inclusion and his place as a fan favorite, Bonner spends much of the game adrift in a world full of the smile-on-your-brother aural group hugs of
Death Cab and
Fleet Foxes or pondering the state of affairs and bigger picture shit with
Arcade Fire or
Radiohead. However, like these bands, there's a perfect time and place for the ginger with the jumper. It just happens to be the last three minutes of a blowout. Hit me up, Red Rocket, let's get you freelancing!
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If Kawhi spoke, he might say, "Hi, I'm Kawhi Leonard. When not working out I like to spend my time pumping, lifting, stretching or exercising."
Kawhi Leonard: Kawhi doesn't have time for the music.
He's in the gym. So, whatever they're playing in the gym (probably Drake), that's what he hears while he's focused on becoming the greatest basketball player IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
Listen to my totally fake, but probably real, Spurs playlist below. I suggest listening on shuffle.