Friday, December 27, 2013

Top 10 Bonehead Quotes of 2013

Posted By on Fri, Dec 27, 2013 at 9:17 AM

Still in its infancy, we started our Bonehead Quote of the Week blog earlier this year to expose some of the hypocritical, nonsensical and just plain nutty remarks from our local, state and national elected officials and public personalities. From calling for the impeachment of President Obama to non-apologetic LGBT intolerance, it’s safe to say we were never in short supply. You can expect a double-dose of crazy, weird and embarrassing gaffes from our esteemed state and local candidates during next year’s midterm elections—so, brace yourselves.

To tide you over as 2014 approaches, we revisited the verbal WTFs and scoured the press for other rhetorical gems to give you the crème de la crème of the Boneheads:

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10. Rafael Cruz (Father of U.S Sen. Ted Cruz) On, Uh, Relocating President Obama: “So I’ll tell you, we have our work cut out for us. We need to send Barack Obama back to Chicago. I’d like to send him back to Kenya.” (Bonehead Quote of the Week, Nov. 1, 2013)

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Via DonnaCampbell.com

9. State Sen. Donna Campbell (R-New Braunfels) on Creationism: “I’m drinking from the fire hydrant here. Do we – are we saying, with this conversation here that there is opposition because we do not have the scientific facts to teach creation? That God did create world and man? Are we trying to eliminate that, or are we just trying to say we want to include evolution? Where are we there?” (Sen. Campbell Pushes Creationism During SBOE Confirmation Hearing, SA Current, Feb. 13, 2013)

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8. Texas Gov. Rick Perry on Obamacare: “If this health care law is forced upon this country, the young men and women in this audience are the ones who are really going to pay the price. And that, I will suggest to you, reaches to the point of being a felony toward them and their future. That is a criminal act, from my perspective, to put that type of burden on them [ ] America cannot accept that.” (Bonehead Quote of the Week, Oct. 4, 2013)

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Via St. Mary Magdalen Church Web Site

7. Rev. Will Combs, Pastor of San Antonio’s St. Mary Magdalene Catholic Church, On Texas Abortion Laws: "Abortion is against women's rights and what women are called to be, which are wives and mothers. Any laws that restrict abortion certainly are a victory, and will help foster a culture of life, not death." (Abortion Clinics Cancel Appointments in Wake of Court Ruling, Houston Chronicle, Nov. 2, 2013)

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Via Facebook Counter Rally Event

6. Young Conservatives of Texas UT-Austin Chapter On Planning A ‘Catch An Illegal Immigrant Game’: “Any UT student who catches one of these ‘illegal immigrants’ and brings them back to our table will receive a $25 gift card. The purpose of this event is to spark a campus-wide discussion about the issue of illegal immigration, and how it affects our everyday lives.” (University Of Texas Students Cancel 'Catch An Illegal Immigrant Game', NPR, Nov. 19, 2013 and response by YCT featured in our Bonehead Quote of the Week Nov. 22, 2013)

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5. San Antonio Tea Party President George Rodriguez On The UN’s Move To Take Over the Alamo: “It is ironic that while many Texans across the state talk about the dangers of the UN’s Agenda 21, the Alamo, the very symbol of Texas liberty and freedom, may fall under U.N. influence.” (Will Julian Castro Give the United Nations Control of the Alamo?!?, Cahnman's Musings, Sept. 21, 2013)

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4. Land Commissioner and GOP Lieutenant Governor Candidate Jerry Patterson On A Reduced Union: “I get lots of questions all the time, ‘Well, we should secede.’ I say, ‘No, I’ve got a better idea. Instead of succession I’m a proponent of expulsion. I want to kick about four states out of this union.” (Republican Lt. Governor Candidate Jerry Patterson Wants 4 States Out of US, Associated Press, Oct. 11, 2013)

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Via Texas State Senate

3. Lieutenant Governor Republican Candidate State Sen. Dan Patrick (R-Houston) on How To Get More Viewers: “I mean CNN is in the tank, MSNBC is in the tank. You know, there are other people they could put on and copy exactly the Fox formula­– what is the Fox formula? Beautiful women who wear skirts, not behind a desk. I mean really, they cross their legs very tightly and sit on a tall stool, that’s part of the presentation. And very conservative opinion makers and good guests, you know? That’s it– 1, 2, 3. And that’s how Roger Ailes [president of Fox News Channel] built his empire.” (Bonehead Quote of the Week, Oct. 11, 2013)

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2. Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst on Booting President Obama Out of Office: “This election is about protecting you and your freedoms, which are given to you by God, but which are being trampled on by Barack Obama right now. I don’t know about you, but Barack Obama ought to be impeached. Not only for trampling on our liberties, but what he did in Benghazi is just a crime.” (Bonehead Quote of the Week, Oct. 18, 2013)

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1. Former District 9 Council Member and Senate Hopeful Elisa Chan on the LGBT Community: “Whatever you want to do in your bedroom is none of my business, but do not impose your view on other people, especially becoming policy [ ] because personally, I think it’s just disgusting just to even think about.” (Bonehead Quote(s) of the Week: Elisa Chan: Senate Hopeful Edition, Sept. 27, 2013) 


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