Savage Love: Lopsiders

Q: Longtime Savage Love fanboy with a bit of a conundrum – and it’s your fault! I’m a bi man in my 30s. To use Charles M. Blow’s word, my bisexuality is “lopsided.” This means that I fall in love with women exclusively, but I love to have sex with men occasionally. My current girlfriend…

Manhattan-based Poke Shop Is Expanding to San Antonio

More poke is on the way to the Alamo City, this time via New York. Pokeworks, which opened in December of 2015 in Manhattan, is aggressively expanding its healthy fast casual concept across the country. Though no address is listed for the San Antonio location on their website, a location in San Antonio is listed…

While Migrant Families Seek Shelter from Violence, Trump Administration Narrows Path to Asylum

This story was originally published by the Texas Tribune. For nearly all of its history, the United States has welcomed the world’s most vulnerable: men, women and children fleeing violence, persecution and death in their home countries. But under President Donald Trump, immigration lawyers and historians say, the legal path to safety in this country…

Sutherland Springs Reports Nearly $3 Million in Donations Since Mass Shooting

The First Baptist Church of Sutherland Springs announced Sunday that they’ve received nearly $3 million in donations since the November 5 mass shooting which left 26 of their congregation dead. The San Antonio Express-News reports that victims’ family members have questioned how the church has been handling its newfound $2.91 million since April, with many…

Sadly, Whatabeer Isn’t Real

You may have seen this (obviously Photoshopped) image circulating both in Whataburger-loving and crafter beer-focused social media groups this weekend. Turns out you’ll have to wait a while longer for this dream to become reality. The post, though it uses the classic Whataburger colors and Shiner fonts, is actually fake news. The image first posted…

Nationally-recognized Papa’s Burgers Announces Second Location

A month after being named the fourth best burger spot in the entire country, Papa’s Burgers has announced plans for a second location. With the original location on the West Side, the second location will be in the SeaWorld area and is expected to open this fall. The Facebook post doesn’t list a specific address,…

Finland’s Wintersun to Shine on Alamo City Music Hall in September

Finnish metal band Wintersun will blaze through San Antonio this fall on its first North American tour in five years. The group, led by multi-instrumentalist Jari Mäenpää, has built a solid following via epic-sounding releases that merge folk melodies, technical musicianship and menacing black metal interludes into a surprisingly cohesive whole. The most recent of those, The Forest…

Bilingual Newspaper La Prensa Re-Launches as La Prensa Texas

After shutting down earlier this summer, bilingual newspaper La Prensa has emerged in a new form — and led by the son of longtime publisher Tino Duran. La Prensa Texas launched last month as a 12-page newspaper with plans to expand as it racks up more ad sales. A website will launch later this summer, and…

Tony Parker Is Officially Leaving the San Antonio Spurs

Tony Parker has signed with the Charlotte Hornets, leaving the San Antonio Spurs after 17 seasons. League sources confirmed Friday that Parker, 36, is moving on to Charlotte after securing a two-year, $10 million deal. Source: Parker called Gregg Popovich in the last hour to inform him of decision to accept Charlotte offer. Spurs wanted…

Enjoy Some Psychedelic Tunes: Texas Boys Holy Wave Playing Paper Tiger

Originating in El Paso, but relocated some time ago to Austin (because, of course), Holy Wave is a psychedelic garage-rock quintet with an uncommon sense of nuance, melodic invention/progression and ambience. The mood is the message and the meandering massage of the reverb is the moon-moaning messenger, dressed in paisley robes and exhausted from walking…

El Ojo, Latest St. Mary’s Strip Bar, Opens Tonight

You may want to have your grandma rub you with an egg before you head out tonight — it’s soft opening time for El Ojo, San Antonio’s latest club, which also happens to be produced by one of its most prolific bar owners. Danny Delgado and co. of Hi-Tones, Faust, Phantom Room, Lowcountry and Squeezebox…

Second Vegan Truck Opens in San Antonio

Vegan fare is hitting the road again. This time, husband and wife team Akeem and Tara Best, are opening Go Vegan San Antonio food truck. The couple and their five children converted to a vegan lifestyle after watching the 2017 documentary What the Health. They launched Go Vegan in San Antonio last November to help make vegan…

Food Stamp Cuts Could Hurt Thousands of Service Members

Military service members are among the millions of Americans who would be affected by proposed budget cuts to federal food stamps, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). In February, President Donald Trump released a fiscal-year 2019 budget proposal that included a new approach to the program that “combines traditional SNAP benefits with…

Texas Roads Are Mighty Friendly… to Speeders, a New Report Shows

As hard as it may be to believe if you’ve been radar-gunned in Olmos Park or Castle Hills, Texas is the most lenient state when it comes to dealing with speeders and reckless drivers, according to new research. Personal-finance website WalletHub ranked the 50 states and the District of Columbia on 12 factors, ranging from…

Ted Cruz Suggests Mexico’s Election of “Far-left Socialist” Andrés Manuel López Obrador Means U.S. Needs a Border Wall

This story was originally published by The Texas Tribune. U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, said Tuesday that the election of a “far-left socialist” to the Mexican presidency underscores the need for President Donald Trump’s administration to secure the border and build a wall between the United States and its southern neighbor. Cruz said Mexican President-elect…

Blue Bell Announces Return of Well-loved Fudge Bars

Just in time for the absolute hottest time of the year, Blue Bell announced that it is bringing back its well-loved fudge bars. Beginning Thursday, the Texas-based company’s chocolaty bars can be found in the freezer section at supermarkets where Blue Bell is sold. The solid chocolate fudge on a stick is both creamy and…

Spurs’ Lonnie Walker IV Criticized for Now-Deleted 4th of July Tweet

The Spurs’ newest member, Lonnie Walker IV, is under fire for his less-than-patriotic tweet on July 4. Rather than the standard “Happy 4th of July!” tweet, complete with the fireworks emoji, Walker went a very different route. In a now-deleted tweet, Walker said, “Will never celebrate 4th of July. Know your history!! and stay woke.”…

Who? Mike Jones Playing San Antonio for a True Throwback

If you haven’t smoked a blunt to “Still Tippin’” by Mike Jones, have you really lived? The Houston-based rapper helped propel the already established Houston rap sound into the mid-2000s with several hits on his album Who is Mike Jones? As you may remember, Jones used to rock that shirt with his own phone number…

The Big Spoon: On Drinking

Editor’s Note: The following is The Big Spoon, an opinion column on San Antonio’s food and drink scene. Wine, spirits, booze, hooch. If you’re like any Texan trying to cool off, much like pink geckos that only dash out at night, it might be easy to reach for a frosty beer or an even colder…

What to Expect at This Month’s First Friday (And Thursday Preview)

Devilish beauties, embellished underwear and artificial limbs are but a few of the curiosities to be found in Southtown on what’s destined to be one of the hottest First Fridays of the year. If you missed the June openings of Blue Star Contemporary’s summer exhibitions — including Gary Sweeney’s homey photographic installation “A Manhattan Beach…

Savage Love: It Got Better

In a recent column, you said you never hear from married couples whose sex life got better and more frequent over the years. Well, now you have. My wife and I were married 24 years ago, and we are currently having more sex and better sex than we did in the first years of our…

Free Will Astrology (7/4/18-7/10/18)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Twentieth-century French novelist Marcel Proust described nineteenth-century novelist Gustave Flaubert as a *trottoire roulant*, or “rolling sidewalk”: plodding, toneless, droning. Meanwhile, critic Roger Shattuck compared Proust’s writing to an “electric generator” from which flows a “powerful current always ready to shock not only our morality but our very sense of humanity.”…

Multi-instrumentalist Daniel Thomas Phipps Ready to Rock The Rustic

Hailing from the shaded river town of New Braunfels, multi-instrumentalist Daniel Thomas Phipps actually sounds like he’s written his own music. Let me explain. Too often we get these Brooklyn or Oakland “folk” artists who write songs that sound like they grew up like Dolly Parton – without electricity in the Smokey Mountains or some…

San Antonio’s LEGO-inspired Event Highlights the Creative Side of STEM

From humble beginnings in the early 20th-century workshop of Danish woodworker Ole Kirk Christiansen, LEGO has established itself as one of the most celebrated toy manufacturers in the world. A fusion of the Dutch words “leg” and “godt” (which together translate to “play well” in English and “I put together” in Latin), LEGO released its…

Hi-Tones Bringing Free, Eclectic Lineup for Your Post-Holiday Slump

This free, live music bonanza should prove to be the perfect cure for your post-Fourth of July hangover. For starters, the Lost Project, one of the best live acts in the local music milieu, brings its melting-pot sound, drawing on pop, punk, ska, reggae, progressive rock and alternative rock. We are also, as always, excited…

Comedian Tom Rhodes Sets Up Camp at Laugh Out Loud Club This Weekend

Funny enough, Mr. Rhodes, the NBC sitcom bearing his name, is probably one of the low points of stand-up Tom Rhodes’ three-decade career. Running for a total of 19 episodes in the mid-’90s, the show featured Rhodes — the first breakout star from still-new Comedy Central — as a cool, longhaired teacher and has-been novelist…

9 Feature Films to Add to Your CineFestival Schedule

From punk-rock garage bands in South Texas to the untimely death of a beloved San Antonio artist, here are nine feature narratives and documentaries to catch at the 40th annual CineFestival. For a complete schedule of the films screening at this year’s fest, visit guadalupeculturalarts.org/cinefestival. We the Animals A coming-of-age story that follows three young…

Cocktail of the Week: Seersucker’s Frozen Cherry Limeade

Let’s face it — there’s no escaping the overwhelming summer heat in Texas. But a few activities can at least alleviate it, like tubing the river, swimming in inflatable pools and sipping on a Seersucker Frozen Cherry Limeade. The frozen limeade is a new summer addition to Seersucker Distillery’s drink lineup. It features Southern Style…


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