Oct 5-11, 2016

Oct 5-11, 2016 / Vol. 30 / No. 40
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Local Musicians Soundtrack This Batshit Election

Holy shit folks. This election just keeps getting crazier (and more frightening) by the day. Whether you’re an avid follower of American politics or an apathetic so-and-so, it’s highly unlikely that the ballistic balderdash of this particular presidential race hasn’t impacted you in some way. It’s hard to avoid engaging with a spectacle so preposterous.…

Gasol Stands Tall With The Spurs

"I'm so honored to be here … so many other teams try to be like the Spurs." More from @paugasol » https://t.co/3N88RCLHF8 pic.twitter.com/smuA5cGXN7 — San Antonio Spurs (@spurs) September 26, 2016 In many ways, Pau Gasol has always had the makings of a prototypical Spur. He describes himself as “cerebral,” brings an international flair to an otherwise…

Lower Prices, Less Formality during Francis Bogside’s Happy Hour

An Irish-themed bar built on bourgeois charm, Francis Bogside differs from most Emerald Isle watering holes. Eschewing the rough, unrefined ethos that often characterizes an Irish pub, Bogside offers manicured cocktails and table service, essentially flipping pub culture on its head. Unfortunately, since opening a year ago, the schemata seems to have run aground, proving that there is a reason…

Fea And Planned Parenthood Want You to Get It On

In yet another instance of local musicians doing good for the community, Fea is set to play a unique and imminently worthy Planned Parenthood fundraiser at Paper Tiger on October 20. The multifaceted event, billed as “Get it On!,” will feature games (like Viva la Vulva trivia and Name That Contraceptive), prizes (including special items…

San Antonio Still Doesn’t Know How to Fix Its Rideshare Problem

With the city’s fragile, temporary contract with rideshare companies weeks from expiration, city council members appeared eager Wednesday to hear the police department’s new proposal for citywide transportation rules. The San Antonio Police Department, working with the city manager’s office, had been tasked with crafting a new contract with the rideshares (or, transportation network companies,…

3 Beer Reviews Gone Wrong

Great beer makes everybody wordy, doubly so when the subject is the beloved brew itself. We write about beer for the love, in loving terms; the problem is that some reviewers write beer reviews that read like romance novels. It’s not the beer’s fault, any more than it is Cupid’s fault that Nora Roberts keeps…

Free Will Astrology (10/13/16-10/18/16)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A study published in the peer-reviewed Communications Research suggests that only 28 percent of us realize when someone is flirting with us. I hope that figure won’t apply to you Aries in the coming weeks. According to my analysis of the astrological situation, you will be on the receiving end of…

Savage Love: Senior Moments

Q: I’m 64 years young, a musician, chubby, full head of hair, no Viagra needed, no alcohol, I don’t mind if you drink, smoker, yes I am. I am also faithful, loyal, and single for five years. No health issues, nada, zero, zilch. Not gay, not prejudiced against gays, pro-woman, Democrat, MASCULINE. Except I only…

Would Texas Congressman Support a Candidate Who “Liked to Rape”? It Depends.

Donald Trump’s latest round of crude and misogynistic comments has left many Texas Republicans quick to drop their support of the GOP Presidential candidate.  U.S. Rep. Blake Farenthold, R-Corpus Christi, however, decided to instead run straight into the fire, defending Trump’s “locker room banter” in a MSNBC interview. And he didn’t stop there.  Reporter Chris Hayes…

Dough Pizzeria, CommonWealth Are Heading to Hemisfair in 2017

We finally know the two new tenants at Yanaguana Garden. The Hemisfair Park Area Redevelopment Corporation announced Dough Pizzeria Napoletana and CommonWealth Bakery will join Paleteria San Antonio and Con/Safos (whenever that opens) next year. After seeking proposals in July for the spaces vacated by then-San Antonio Brewing Company (Küntsler Brewing) and Revolucion Coffee + Juice, which…

Love at First Bite: Snopioca’s Pumpkin Spice Shaved Snow

Along with Job and Freddie Gibbs, I too bear witness to the Lord’s proclivity to both giveth and taketh away. Nearly two years ago, on a night no doubt marked by an abundance of black cats and peals of thunder, my sweet tooth, having been a fixture of my existence for my entire life, suddenly disappeared. In the days…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thu 10/13 Visual Arts Faculty Exhibition For some reason that we will never understand, it’s a long-running cliché that those who can, do; and those who can’t, teach. We think that’s ridiculous, because, as if the nobility of the profession weren’t enough, teachers and professors the world over are some of the biggest movers and…

Ken Paxton Loses Final Attempt to Appeal Felony Charges

The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals has rejected Attorney General Ken Paxton’s final attempt to appeal the felony charges against him, cementing his appearance in court early next year. He faces up to 99 years in prison if convicted.  A grand jury indicted Paxton last year on three felony charges — two first-degree felonies for convincing…

Funk Up Your Weekend with Pan-Latin Jam Band Chicano Batman

At its core, Los Angeles four-piece Chicano Batman is a jam band. The group’s music, charged with that singularly twee, jam-band energy and replete with solos/extrapolations aplenty (especially live), is special, however, because it strays quite far from the typical genre haunts of other favorite jam bands. With a sound that’s as diverse as it is…

New Terms and Expectations for Botika

Peruvian cuisine is having a moment, thanks largely to the warp-speed international expansion of restaurants such as La Mar Cebicheria by Peruvian chef Gaston Acurio. Although he has addressed aspects of Peru’s cuisine ranging from fish to potatoes, Acurio has paid scant attention to a huge component of that country’s food culture, the chifa and…

Ballet San Antonio Opens Season with Local Premiere of ‘Don Quixote’

Ballet San Antonio opens its 2016-17 season at the Tobin with the San Antonio premiere of Don Quixote, a three-act production based on Miguel de Cervantes’ iconic novel from the Spanish Golden Age. The production is choreographed by BSA artistic director Willy Shives, after versions of the ballet by Marius Petipa (1869) and Alexander Gorsky (1900),…

These Breweries Are Bringing Something New to San Antonio

Cactus LandOnly a few hundred feet from the Bexar County line, in neighboring Guadalupe County, sits Cactus Land Brewing Co. at 368 County Road 325 in Adkins, Texas just outside of Loop 1604. This 800-square-foot nano-brewery might be small, but what it lacks in size, it makes up for with big personalities, hand-crafted brews and…

Pop the Champagne: Pearl Wine Shop Opens Next Week

The Pearl announced the opening date of its new wine bar and shop on Tuesday morning. Opened by Scott Ota and partner Mark Stoltz, wine lovers and dabblers can enjoy High Street Wine Co.’s wares starting Thursday, October 20. The shop, which will focus on high-value, small production wines from across the globe available by…

Two Happy Hours We’re Loving Right Now

El Clasico “Y mi iré con el sol cuando muera la tarde…” The afternoon isn’t yet dying, the sun not yet leaving when happy hour starts at Mi Tierra’s Mariachi Bar. But then you likely don’t really want to start drinking at 3. Wait until about 5: 30 p.m. You’ll still have an hour to…

Why the Hell Can’t We Have “Crowlers,” Again?

See if this make any sense.  A bar fills up your amber-colored growler with your favorite craft brew to-go, screws on the cap, and that’s perfectly legal. But if said bar fills up a giant can instead and stamps on a cap to seal it, that bar is now a beer “manufacturer” – which decidedly…

Trump Fundraiser Met With Peaceful San Antonio Protest. Again.

“Trump supports sexual violence!” “Dump Trump!” “Love Trumps Hate!” A crowd of around 30 protesters hoisted signs and sang chants this afternoon as they waited for the arrival of Donald Trump, who dropped by San Antonio for a private lunchtime fundraiser at the Grant Hyatt Hotel. As his dark SUV sped into the hotel’s garage,…

Looking at Street-Smart Art in the Strip’s High Five Shop

You know that quick sense of elation, if not euphoria, you get from that spontaneous action of slapping hands with another person? That rush you get from the good, old-fashioned high five is the kind of excitement that owner and artist Joseph Silvas wants everyone to experience when it comes to the San Antonio art…

Protesters Will Use Trump’s Afternoon Visit To Register Last-Minute Voters

Anti-Trump San Antonians aren’t letting the GOP Presidential candidate’s Tuesday visit slip by unnoticed. Local activist group Vote San Antonio has organized a “Never Trump San Antonio Rally” to protest outside Donald Trump’s closed-door lunchtime fundraiser at the Grand Hyatt Hotel. The event isn’t just meant to sour Trump’s visit—official county registrars will join the…

What Do American Officials Know About the Allende Massacre?

In the spring of 2011, dozens of gunmen tied to the infamous Zetas drug cartel descended on a group of small towns in the northern Mexican state of Coahuila, part of a lucrative smuggling route that borders the Texas city of Eagle Pass. The assassins went house to house, indiscriminately killing and disappearing an untold…

SAC Showcases Educators with Annual Visual Arts Faculty Exhibition

For some reason that we will never understand, it’s a long-running cliché that those who can, do; and those who can’t, teach. We think that’s ridiculous, because, as if the nobility of the profession weren’t enough, teachers and professors the world over are some of the biggest movers and shakers in a whole host of…

LGBT Documentaries Among the Highlights of This Weekend’s QFest

Launched in 2013 by Pride San Antonio, QFest is held annually during LGBT History Month “in order to promote the understanding and multicultural community that is the LGBT community.” Now in its fourth year, the film festival sets up shop at Brooks City Base Cinema for four days of features and shorts which reflect the unique diversity of…

Hotel Emma’s Larder Is Making a Pecan Pie Latte

Pumpkin spice is out. Pecan pie is in. Though a bit premature in the way of autumnal flavors (I usually stay away from pecan pie until Thanksgiving, but that’s just me), Hotel Emma’s boutique grocer, Larder, is now serving a pecan pie latte. Made with a pecan pie syrup that uses a bouquet of spices…

Live Music Roundup: Who to See This Week

STRYPER Monday, October 1o Tonight could very well be your last chance to slay evil with STRYPER, the Jesus-loving metal act who gave the world the 1986 Grammy-nominated album, To Hell With the Devil. The first Christian metal band to achieve platinum status is promoting the 30th anniversary re-release of its hit record with a tour across God’s…

Big Bend Brewing Is Finally Available in SA

After years of skirting the borders of Bexar County, Big Bend Brewing has finally come to San Antonio. An 18-wheeler rolled out from the Far West Texas outpost of Alpine last Monday, carrying flats of beers born out of the desert dreams of Texas’ original craft brewmaster. This week, in the run-up to the San…

Report: San Antonio’s State Psychiatric Hospital is Crumbling

San Antonio State Hospital is falling apart. A recent report has found 80 percent of the facility’s network of buildings —some built as far back as 1892 — to be in “critical condition.” The independent research group, appointed by the 2014 legislature, urged the state to tear down every single structure on the property, as…

The Squeezebox is Filling a Saluté-Sized Hole on the Strip

When The Squeezebox opened back on July 1, it was with a statement-making musical bill that included Santiago Jiménez Jr (who just won the National Medal of the Arts) and La Reyna Del Acordeón, Eva Ybarra. And, booking-wise, they’ve been on a roll ever since. The old school cantina, owned by Danny Delgado—Hi-Tones, La Botanica, Phantom…

SOLI Chamber Ensemble Opens 23rd Season with ‘Together Again’

Beginning its 23rd season this Monday, San Antonio’s own SOLI Chamber Ensemble (Ertan Torgul, violin; Stephanie Key, clarinet; Carolyn True, piano; and David Mollenauer, cello) prides itself on bringing “new voice” to contemporary classical music, performing in unusual spaces and reaching out to younger generations and individuals in hospitals, hospices and rehab facilities. Seeking to break stereotypes about classical…

Local Teen Lauren Nicole Launches Nonprofit: Fashion For Cancer Foundation

At the young age of 11, Lauren Nicole Shipley began constructing designs in her hometown of San Antonio. She loved the creative process – sketching, draping, sewing and seeing her visions come to life, A jumpstart to her career, Lauren Nicole was accepted to attend summer classes centered in LIM College in Manhattan where teens…

Coach Pop is The Only Political Pundit We Need

Before yelling insults at a televised Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton while viewing the second United States presidential debate, scheduled for Sunday night in St. Louis, remember that San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich is the only political pundit humankind needs. Coach Pop has often dropped keeping-it-real thoughts on the state of the (often jacked…

At The Longhorn Café, the Fish Sandwich Is a Pleasant Surprise

Should you ever find yourself in fear of forgetting, there are few clearer reminders than a dining room packed with armed forces personnel, construction workers, cowboys, businessmen, and families, that everyone, from all walks of life, appreciates a well-made hamburger. At the Longhorn Café on Rittiman Road, though the lunch rush finds the restaurant catering to a wildly diverse crowd,…

Three of a Kind: Ginobili Hosts “Invasion Argentina”

🇦🇷 pic.twitter.com/SmPt0vGdzd — San Antonio Spurs (@spurs) September 28, 2016 With only five players remaining from the 2014 championship run on their roster, there are plenty of fresh faces at Spurs training camp. This includes rookies Patricio Garino and Nicolas Laprovittola, who are joining fellow countryman Manu Ginobili for the start of what could be his final NBA campaign.…

First Friday and Second Saturday Preview: 8 Events Not to Miss

Thu 10/6 – Fri 10/7 “Motherlode” Justin Parr and Ed Saavedra’s beloved indie art space FL!GHT keeps things neighborly this October by hosting fellow Blue Star gallerist Amada Claire Miller’s new solo show “Motherlode.” Said to be reminiscent of the minimalist work of Ad Reinhardt and Ellsworth Kelly, the two-part exhibition blurs lines between fiber…

Chalk It Up this Weekend with Artpace

Artpace Chalk It Up, now in its 13th year on Historic Houston Street, raises awareness and support for Artpace’s educational programs, which serve 14,000 children every year. Festival attendees can become an artist for a day and work on a collaborative, city block-sized mural between Soledad St and the San Antonio River on Houston St.…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thu 10/6 – Sun 10/8 Josiah Media Festival The internationally recognized film festival for filmmakers 21 years of age and younger has continued to inspire attendees each year since its inaugural event in 2007. Named after Josiah Miles Neundorf, a 20-year-old media artist from San Antonio who passed away from bone cancer in 2006, the…


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