Surely you remember Chia Pets, those kitschy terracotta figurines that sprout greenery like hair when you water them.
Turns out a San Antonio homeowner liked that look enough to emulate it over the entire exterior of a two-story house that’s now up for sale. Although we’re guessing the greenery in this case is ivy, not chia sprouts.
Novelty aside, the three-bedroom, 2-and-a-half-bath property has some nice features, including an elegant foyer, a massive back patio and an impressive treehouse and play set that any kid would prize. Not to mention, the 2000s-era home’s North Central location is conveniently close to Phil Hardberger Park.
We’re guessing anyone who could afford the $339,900 price tag would also be able to spring for a pair of hedge clippers if they’re not down with the Chia House look.
This home is listed by Cindy F. Standeford at eXp Realty LLC.
All photos and listing info via Realtor.com.








































