There are many things to love about the Alamo City. Unfortunately, these are not among them.

Whether it’s the interminably brutal summers or just trying to find parking during any major event, we’re spilling the chisme on some of the most perturbing places and vexing situations in San Antonio.

Trying to park for free anywhere around the Pearl.Just abandon your car under the overpass and hope for the best. Credit: Sanford Nowlin
Searching for parking downtown during Fiesta Either circle the block 50 times or spend $50. Credit: Instagram / fiestasa
Any San Antonio parking lot during the summerHelp me. I’m melting… Credit: Shutterstock / Ed Connor
Credit: Courtesy Photo / Six Flags Fiesta Texas
Sharing the road with a drunk city council memberHey, given how many times it’s happened recently, you gotta admit it’s a real concern. Credit: Screenshot / COSA website
TxDOT hopes to complete the 1604 North Expansion project in its entirety by 2028. Credit: Google Maps / Street View
On the receiving end of a chanclaAbuela came here to kick ass and chew chicle and she’s all out of chicle. Credit: Shutterstock / Chizhevskaya Ekaterina
Trying to get through the crowds on the River Walk during Christmas time Yes, the lights are pretty, but is it worth the claustrophobia? Credit: Shutterstock / Kevin Seagrave
The RIM anytime between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
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College Night at NIOSA at around 9 p.m.
I am way too 35-years-old for this experience. Credit: Photo by Jaime Monzon
Trying to escape the cluelessly designed Alamo Quarry parking lot. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
In the Taco Cabana drive-thru after the bars let out. Credit: Photo via Wikimedia Commons / Andreas Praefcke
Anywhere within eyesight of one of the billboards featuring Jeff Davis’ giant hand. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Trying to get back to the highway after a Spurs game. Credit: Unsplash / Musa Haef
A Fiesta porta-potty. Credit: Photo by Jaime Monzon
Standing behind a Spurs player at a concert.
Down in front, Wemby! Credit: Victor Velter
Trying to leave work downtown when there’s an Alamodome concert.That Def Leppard concert just made your journey twice as long. Credit: Shutterstock / 4kclips
Waiting at baggage claim at San Antonio International
There are only so many times you can endure Mayor Ron Nirenberg’s message welcoming you to San Antonio. Credit: Shutterstock / Wirestock Creators
Waiting for the gym equipment when Ron Nirenberg is working out.On the plus side, front row tickets to the gun show. Credit: Sanford Nowlin
Anywhere outside during allergy season.
Come to think of it, isn’t allergy season pretty much the whole goddamn year? Credit: Shutterstock / Dragana Gordic
In the path of a rampaging chihuahuaWith any luck, Animal Control might respond… eventually. Credit: Wikimedia Commons / kskw
On a bicycle anywhere around a San Antonio driver. Credit: Photo via Wikimedia Commons / Alextredz
Waking up bleary-eyed on the couch to the Americus Diamond infomercial
Long after you forget your own name and address you will unfortunately still remember every word of it —  “Let us show you the basics of diamond grading.” Credit: Google Street View
Being a fish at the San Antonio Aquarium
Aside from the concerns about being stuck inside a glass box for the rest of your life, there’s the possibility someone may try to smuggle you out in a baby stroller. Credit: Photo via Google Maps