In San Antonio, one of the first things people ask when they meet you is where you went to high school.

It’s not hard to figure out why. Folks are trying to learn details about your upbringing — whether you were raised in an affluent suburb, grew up in a working class area or hail from a more rural stretch of the Alamo City sprawl.

But we all know that assumptions are often wrong and that they can play on false perceptions and rumors. Just the same, people make some that are funny, weird or just plain unfair.

So, here’s a — hopefully — lighthearted look at what some people may think when you let them know where you went to high school in San Antonio. There are way too many campuses in the area to include them all, so consider yourself lucky if yours flew under the radar.

And remember, just because some people have these perceptions doesn’t mean they’re true! 

Alamo Heights High School Your name may not be Biff or Muffy, but to many folks, it may as well be. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Brackenridge High School You were Southtown before Southtown was hip. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Luther Burbank High School Your school got to host the New Orleans Saints during Hurricane Katrina, so you’ve got reason to gloat. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Central Catholic High School Your diploma all but guarantees you a job with the City of San Antonio. Have you run for mayor or city council yet? Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Churchill High School See the entry for Alamo Heights and replace the names with Chad and Emily. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Clark High School You’re still pissed off people assume you were rich, when you actually were one of the many kids who grew up in an apartment complex and went to Clark. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
East Central High School You’re not going to let anyone judge you. Period. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Edison High School Your art class final project? A bong. If shop class had been an option, your project there also would also have been a bong. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Harlan High School You’ll forever wonder why you got tagged as the “redneck” campus despite how diverse the school has become. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Holmes High School After four years on campus, you’re averse to entering any building that has actual corners. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
International School of the Americas You’re smart enough to have been a member of the Model United Nations Club, yet flighty enough to be a member of the Acts of Random Kindness Club. Chances are you’re also a little cocky. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Being able to figure out where someone went to high school within 10 minutes of meeting them.
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John Jay High School Contrary to the popular rumor about John Jay, you’ve never had a venereal disease — nor has anyone in your high school clique. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Judson High School Everything in your high school life revolved around football. If you peaked in high school, it probably still does. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Lanier High School The Chili Bowl tradition may have ended in 2009, but it’s still a source of pride — and you’re glad the tradition ended with your team whipping the living shit out of Fox Tech. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
LEE High School Yes, it’s good your school is no longer named after a Confederate general, but you actually allowed it to be renamed Legacy of Educational Excellence High School. You’ll have to live with that for the rest of your life. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
MacArthur High School Your school churned out irreverent gay memoirist David Crabb (Bad Kid) and you’ll forever be disgruntled about alternative culture going mainstream. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Madison High School After going to a school that fricking huge, you’re quite used to fitting in with the crowd. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Northeast School of the Arts Jazz hands! Credit: Photo via Google Maps
O’Connor High School Those classes in animal husbandry, crop yields and bovine psychology continue to pay off the further you move toward Bandera. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Providence Catholic School Your parents thought four years at an all-girls school would make you behave. It didn’t. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Reagan High School You have an ingrained desire to march in formation any time you’re around other people. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Roosevelt High School You own a slide rule or perhaps a beanie cap with a propeller on top, but you’re probably earning big bucks as an engineer or something. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Smithson Valley High School You have an irony-free Future Farmers of America jacket hanging in your closet. You may even own livestock. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
South San Antonio High School You’re a survivor, baby. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Southwest High School Shea Serrano went there, and you’re more than happy to assume some of his coolness rubbed off on you. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
St. Mary’s Hall Your pricy, high-quality education involved training in certain illicit arts you can only learn in boarding school. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Taft High School To this day you wonder why your school was named after a president nobody really cares about. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
TMI Episcopal High School Your parents sent you here to teach you discipline. You either came away a more driven person or irreparably screwed up. Credit: Photo via Google Maps